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Brigade Demotivational Poster

GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the photo but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:10 am
*trigger....also, Anime is gay.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:07 am
WHAT THE FU- *Haruhi pulls the trigeer...we all die*
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:48 am
this is so true
Warghl - July 31, 2009, 10:08 am
I love you.


PARIS FIRE BRIGADE - Using the French Army to fight fires because we don't use them to fight wars

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:48 pm
Know wonder why they always get fucked over. Where's Napoleon when they need him?

"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5

CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!

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The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree

COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar

AWESOMENESS - MOM! Look how awesome I am, and i don't even shave yet!

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
Still, I have to give big props to teh National Guard...my last 2 years before retiring I was training these guys and I have to give it up to those with full-time jobs that STILL volunteer to serve...so a big HOOAH to you guys!
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
I think their just doing Combat Drills...of course, you should always "Train as you fight" so they SHOULD have on their Battle Rattle...
GySgt188 - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
That M-4 would be a lot more awesome if it had a magazine in it.
Da5id - August 8, 2009, 3:32 pm
Is this even overseas? Or the training areas in the US?

A FACE - Only a "MUJAHID" could love.

HAPPY-NOW? - I told you to stop flushing those baby-wipes down the toilet. I said the plumbing couldn't take it!!

SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.

SHAY-SHAY HONEY - I hate to disturb you in the middle of your lil siloliquey polishing your tiera but if you could be a "LAMB" and get me

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DrEvo82 - September 15, 2009, 10:31 am
Hey Kanye, GO FUCK YOURSELF you racist piece of dog shit
[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 9:46 am
Soembody 4-got to tell KANYE we have a black president NOW! that oprressed angry minority shit doesn't fly no-more, especially when you're a multi-platinum selling college educated recording artist.
Just Me - September 15, 2009, 8:44 am
Hey Kanye, Shut The Fuck Up And Get Out!

H E L P!! S A V E M E!! - Forgot the water wings again

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GaryO - December 1, 2012, 3:38 pm
Yeah, ug is funny alright, I find MissPriss…….odd…but yet lustable. Reminds me of suma Robert Crum’s stuff. 5L natch
Kstoker - December 1, 2012, 10:18 am
Funny stuff Ug.Miss Priss I find you oddly desirable.
motinet - December 1, 2012, 9:20 am

PapaFox - November 30, 2012, 6:56 pm
So is this the modern version of dropping a handkerchief? ;)
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 5:40 pm
Revenge dear Ug will be sweet, not swift...sweet...muhahaha!

THE MIME BRIGADE - They're Marching, But Going Nowhere.

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CoolioIndeed - March 24, 2010, 11:00 am
I loled
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:27 pm
Good one!

JUNE 30TH THE IRAQI TURNOVER - Think happy thoughts, must think happy thoughts, to be in my happy place!

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Found you - July 2, 2009, 8:00 am
on facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686967077
KDP3 - July 2, 2009, 7:57 am
Nice user name eh?
Bone - July 2, 2009, 7:33 am
Now that's funny (not really) 5 Poodles from me!

KNIFE KILL! - The fun loving mascot. Wait until he meets the kids!

NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!

PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!

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Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 9:59 am
He's not sleeping. He's performing preventive maintenance on his eyelids. Y'know, checking them for holes.

JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!

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Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:49 pm
tsk tsk
spacedog - September 9, 2009, 11:01 am
Bwahahaha! Nice bait.

CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!

SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!

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[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:42 am
it's in IRAQ, Cheif. Everything is dry and flamable!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:54 am
Nice pic. Dry leaves, lots of butts and a tossed smoke detector equals voided insurance.

WTF - I'm really starting to like CHINA's chances for track and feild In the summer "OLYMPICS"

WTF - C'mon Dargeants!! Those "LOLLI-POPS!" were for the kids at the orphanage!!

E-TOOL - I'm going 2 grab one, and knock that thing off yer head! B4 it nests and lays eggs in yer ears!

PROSPERITY MAYORS CELL - WHO are you? WHO do you work for? WHAT do you want?


WTF - Black guys never smile for pictures!

GOING NATIVE - Don't do it sir! Stay with us! You dance with the one that brought you! Don't go into the light!

INTEGRITY - To do the right thing! Even when the NCOIC isn't looking.

SHAY-SHAY'S FOOT PATROL - Oh yeah the wars a little-bit different for her. It's good to be the QUEEN.